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BIG CHIMICHANGA MANS

BIG CHIMICHANGA MANS
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OH BIG CHIMICHANGA MANS

HE WONT EAT NO CLAMS

DRAM DRAM SLAM PLOP

EATING ONLY THE HUMAN SCHLOP

FANG DANG WHAT TA TOOTH

VAMPIRE SLAYER THE UNDEAD SLEUTH

YOU FINE DINE

YOU KEEP ME IN LINE

WHAT TO DO

I’VE BECOME A SHREW

LOG THE LIME

BALANCE THE DIME

AGE LIKE FINE WINE

UP ON CLOUD NINE

DROOP BOOP

POOP SCOOP

I CAN’T DO EITHER

NOT FOR SURE

VEGAN DOGS

KITCHEN CLOGS

ASPIRATIONS LOST TO TIME

NOT EVEN FOR A CRIME

FORREAL THO

THE SCRIPT

A CRYPT

I SLIPPED

GOT WHIPPED

NO NOT LIKE A SLAVE

BUT BY MYSELF FOR BEING BRAVE

CHIMICHANGA  MANS … OH NO

BAIL!

FLAIL!

KALE!

WHALE?

IT SUCKS THAT ENGLISH IS SO HARD

AND THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK TO RHYME WAS LARD

VEAL

MEAT

SWEAT

BLOOD

WE’RE ALL JUST SACKS OF FOOD TO EAT

WHAT’S THE NEXT PREDATOR

WHAT’S ABOVE US

THE HUMAN

WHAT MORE CAN BECOME A GREATER MONSTROSITY

IS IT OUT OF OUR OWN MIND

OURSELVES

WILL IT BE

A BIG CHIMICHANGA MANS?

OH BIG CHIMICHANGA MANS

BIG CHIMI-CHIMICHANGA MANS

WHY DO WE SEE YOU AS BUT A BIG MONSTER

ALL WE WANT TO DO IS LIVE AND BREATHE

BUT NO WE WILL BECOME VAMPIRES OF THE EARTH

THE UNDEAD

TO DRINK UPON THE FLESH OF OTHERS

TO SURVIVE

FORCED TO DO THINGS WE WISH NOT TO DO

BECAUSE WHEN YOU ARE NOT AT THE TOP

YOU’VE GOT TO BE CRUEL

OR ELSE YOU DIE

WHAT DO YOU DO

I AM A FOOL